“The F.B.I. is watching me. I’m a writer. It’s fine.” Funny Novelty Tee for Authors

Soft, breathable, and quietly witty — this jersey tee slips into a writer’s routine like a familiar notebook. Lightweight Airlume combed cotton hugs the shoulders with a ribbed crew neck and side seams that keep the silhouette neat after many washes. The front typewriter-style line reads like a private joke: a little suspicious, a little proud — made for late-night keyboard sessions, coffee-shop edits, and book-launch nerves. Wear it to readings, writing retreats, or when you want to carry your writerly identity without shouting. Ethically made and REACH certified, the tee balances comfort with conscience.

Product features

- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort

- Retail crew neckline with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention

- Side seams for long-lasting structure and a neat fit

- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified materials

- Print-safe with crisp DTF/DTG printing options; ethically produced (Fair Labor Association/W.R.A.P. certified)

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) To preserve the print, turn inside out before washing

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean