"My E-Reader Is a Brothel" Funny Reader Humor Tee

Soft, breathable tee made from Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton that wears like a favorite from day one. The front shows a cozy, bookish illustration — a bespectacled reader tucked into a sweater, cheeks flushed, holding a tablet — with the cheeky line above and a gentle script below. Lightweight and easy to layer, this shirt settles into everyday life: reading nooks, coffee runs, and quiet evenings turning pages (or swiping). It feels lived-in without losing its shape, thanks to side seams, a ribbed knit collar, and shoulder tape. Thoughtfully produced with tear-away labeling and responsible manufacturing, it’s a comfortable, confident choice for someone who loves books and a little irreverent humor.

Product features

- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton; lightweight 4.2 oz/yd² for breathability

- Side seams, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder tape for shape retention and structure

- DTF or DTG printed label and sleeve options for crisp, vibrant designs

- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation and REACH certified compliance

- Varied fabric blends for heathered colors; sourced blanks from Honduras with humane manufacturing practices

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) To preserve the print, turn inside out before washing.

- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

- Tumble dry: low heat

- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat

- Do not dryclean