Golden Retriever T-Shirt — 'Golden Retrievers Don't Hoard, We Redistribute Tennis Balls' Funny Dog Tee
Athletic Heather / S
$29.00
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Golden Retriever T-Shirt — 'Golden Retrievers Don't Hoard, We Redistribute Tennis Balls' Funny Dog Tee
$29.00
Soft, breathable tee built for dog lovers who measure days in walks and tennis-ball runs. The shirt shows a warm, hand-drawn Golden Retriever wearing a bandana, surrounded by a cheerful pile of tennis balls and the caption: “Golden Retrievers don’t hoard — we redistribute tennis balls.” It feels like a backyard afternoon: sun on your face, grass underfoot, and the easy companionship of a dog who believes every ball deserves a second chance. Wear it to weekend park hangs, casual coffee runs, or right after a long fetch session. The retail-fit crew neck keeps the look tidy while the lightweight Airlume cotton makes it easy to layer over a long sleeve or wear alone when the weather warms. Thoughtfully made with tear-away labeling and reinforced seams, this tee is made to move with you—and your retriever.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001) — lightweight, breathable (4.2 oz/yd²).
- Retail fit with crew neckline and side seams for shape retention and easy layering.
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape and reinforced seam construction for long-term durability.
- Tear-away label to minimize skin irritation; REACH certified; adult sizing.
- Prints produced with DTF/DTG methods for crisp, detailed artwork; blanks sourced from Honduras; ethical manufacturing (Bella+Canvas compliance info).
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) To preserve the print, turn inside out before washing.
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
| S | 34–37 | 27 |
| M | 38–41 | 28 |
| L | 42–45 | 29 |
| XL | 46–49 | 30 |
| 2XL | 50–53 | 31 |
| 3XL | 54–57 | 32 |