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Golden Retriever T-Shirt — 'Golden Retrievers Don't Hoard, We Redistribute Tennis Balls' Funny Dog Tee
Soft, breathable tee built for dog lovers who measure days in walks and tennis-ball runs. The shirt shows a warm, hand-drawn Golden Retriever wearing a bandana, surrounded by a cheerful pile of tennis balls and the caption: “Golden Retrievers don’t hoard — we redistribute tennis balls.” It feels like a backyard afternoon: sun on your face, grass underfoot, and the easy companionship of a dog who believes every ball deserves a second chance. Wear it to weekend park hangs, casual coffee runs, or right after a long fetch session. The retail-fit crew neck keeps the look tidy while the lightweight Airlume cotton makes it easy to layer over a long sleeve or wear alone when the weather warms. Thoughtfully made with tear-away labeling and reinforced seams, this tee is made to move with you—and your retriever.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (Bella+Canvas 3001) — lightweight, breathable (4.2 oz/yd²).
- Retail fit with crew neckline and side seams for shape retention and easy layering.
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape and reinforced seam construction for long-term durability.
- Tear-away label to minimize skin irritation; REACH certified; adult sizing.
- Prints produced with DTF/DTG methods for crisp, detailed artwork; blanks sourced from Honduras; ethical manufacturing (Bella+Canvas compliance info).
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) To preserve the print, turn inside out before washing.
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
| S | 34–37 | 27 |
| M | 38–41 | 28 |
| L | 42–45 | 29 |
| XL | 46–49 | 30 |
| 2XL | 50–53 | 31 |
| 3XL | 54–57 | 32 |
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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