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This soft, breathable jersey tee brings a wry, down-to-earth sense of humor to everyday wear. A line of relaxed frogs sits above a vintage-style banner that reads “I didn’t choose the swamp — it chose me politically,” blending nature imagery with tongue-in-cheek commentary. Lightweight Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton keeps the shirt airy and easy to layer; the retail crew cut and ribbed collar make it neat enough to wear around town or at an informal meet-up. Subtle, eco-conscious manufacturing and a tear-away label keep the focus on comfort and conscience while allowing the shirt’s playful art to do the talking.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for lightweight breathability
- Side seams and shoulder tape for durable shape retention
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and retail crew fit for a clean, casual look
- Tear-away label and REACH certified materials; ethically manufactured
- DTF/DTG printing options for crisp, vibrant front and sleeve designs
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) To preserve the print, turn inside out before washing.
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
| S | 34–37 | 27 |
| M | 38–41 | 28 |
| L | 42–45 | 29 |
| XL | 46–49 | 30 |
| 2XL | 50–53 | 31 |
| 3XL | 54–57 | 32 |
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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